JESUS WAS AN ASSHOLE BLU-RAY [PRE-ORDER]

Street Date 5/27/25

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Mary is married to Joseph, who is impotent, which compels Mary to seek pleasure with another man. When she becomes pregnant, she has to come up with a good excuse, otherwise she will be sentenced to death. the only thing she can think of on such short notice is that a god chose her to carry his offspring. The son, Jesus, is told all his life that he is a demigod. He believes it, despite not having any supernatural powers.