Big John's Sex Stories
Every cock tells a story, and when one's as big as John Holmes', it's a never-ending story!
Lady's Bed Companions
This lady's a tramp, and she's got the bed and the bedmates to prove it. Unfortunately, her king-sized bed and queen-sized cooze just aren't big enough to accommodate John's massive scepter.
My Tongue is Quick
Sure, sweetheart, your tongue might be quick, but it'll still take you an hour and a half to work your way up Big John's endless shaft.
Strangers When We Mate
They say never talk to strangers. But what about balling the hell out of them? Be that as it may, watch John Holmes quickly make the acquaintance of some eager pussy that ain't no stranger to raunchy and impersonal sex.
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